Bringing sexy back. On a chaise.

I’m seeing Justin Timberlake tonight. I’ve got Sexy Back Lounge tickets. It’s not an actual lounge, but it sounds very good doesn’t it? You imagine rich red velvet chaise lounges and brandy and Justin Timberlake crooning an acoustic version of What Goes Around. I’m assuming you’re slightly gay, of course.

MP3: Justin Timberlake - “What Goes Around (Junkie XL Small Room Remix)” (Yeah, Junkie XL is the Eurotard responsible for that Little Less Conversation remix, but he’s done well here).

The only bad part of Timberlake tonight is that T.I. definitely won’t be there, meaning I’ll miss out on my favourite rap-cameo-in-pop-song ever — his largely nonsensical, spectacularly cool effort on My Love.

MP3: Justin Timberlake - “My Love” (Paul Oakenfold Radio Remix) (Good thing: stacks cheesy, like Paul Oakenfold always is. Bad thing: doesn’t include T.I.’s bit, an omission as shocking as the United States’ boycott of the Moscow Olympics).

10 Responses to “Oh Shit, I Guess You’re Jealous”
  1. Alyk says:

    Throw your panties at him!

  2. CocoabutteR says:

    His body is a wonderland.

  3. Alyk says:

    Yes, Anton’s body is a wonderland.

  4. CocoabutteR says:

    Pierce your nipple and maybe you guys can do a re-make of Nipplegate!

  5. You WISH your nipple was pierced and Justin was going to expose it.

    Guess you’re jealous!!

  6. RubberSoul says:

    I wonder if he will sing Thunder Road.

  7. Better than Bruce.

    Not the best gig I’ve ever seen — the best entertainment I’ve ever seen.

    Unbelieeeevable.

  8. Kisha says:

    Using john mayers lyrics to describe justin timberlake?? Clever…I think i just threw up in my mouth..don’t get me wrong i like justin timberlake-i have his cd…but i don’t these he’s deserving of those lyrics

  9. KikiBH says:

    Oh man, he is such a huge guilty pleasure! I love him so much it’s actually sad.

  10. I don’t know what the Mayer reference is.

    Which implies it was a sub-conscious John Mayer reference.

    Meaning I probably love Mayer more than I know.

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