Ron Artest Doesn’t Feed His Dogs
Posted by Anton S. Trees in Basketball Rappers, Rap, Sport, Trainwrecks
Negatives reasons Ron Artest is famous: a) was a central figure in arguably the most infamous brawl in sports history - the 2004 Pacers-and-Pistons bust-up at the Palace of Auburn Hills - and was subsequently suspended for 73 games b) had his dog Socks taken away earlier this year because he inexplicably stopped feeding it c) asked his Sacramento Kings coach Rick Adelman for a month off during the season to promote his substantially retarded debut rap album d) is constantly suspended for headbutting opposition players and generally acting like a cockhead.
Positive reasons Ron Artest is famous: a) is an unbelievable defensive presence, and a top-notch offensive threat.

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bottom line, Ron Artest is fucking crazy.