“I f–king love it! Not the song, but the fact that this Grammy nominated piece of s–t is a full fledged phenomenon sung and emulated by children and pre-teens all across America. Why? Because it advocates cumming on a ‘ho’s’ back and then putting the bed sheet on her so that when it dries it resembles a cape. And for extra giggles look up ‘supersoak‘ in the urban dictionary. You go (eight year old) girl!! Almost as great as middle aged white people gleefully singing a song celebrating a place to go for anonymous gay sex during the 7th inning stretch at Yankee stadium.”

- David Cross

[via Brooklyn Vegan]

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